リアル『家まで送ってイイですか?』撮影帰りのAV女優を渋谷でナンパして直家正3即!

こんにちは。ゴンゲです。

 

今年のハロウィンも絶好調ですね!

昨今ではもやはバレンタインよりも経済効果が高いと言われているイベントです。

 

もちろんそんな絶好のイベントを我々ナンパ師が逃すはずがありません。

今回はそのハロウィンで女の子をゲットした時のレポ―トをお伝えします。

 

それではどうぞ。

 

本日のウィング

ハロウィンナイト初日。渋谷の街全体がおふざけ全開である。

その日はエンタメ系ナンパで右に出る者はいないんじゃないかくらいの凄腕、

シャーマン氏とコンビスト。

こういうおふざけイベントは彼の性分にぴったりといった印象である。自分の世界観に引き込む劇場型スタイルのシャーマン氏に対し、自分はというと同じくエンタメ系ではあるもののトークで相手に寄り添うカウンセリング型なので大変刺激を受ける。

 

声掛け

スト開始して1時間ほど経ち、思ったほどエロエロ露出のスト高がいなかったため、場所を移そうとしていた矢先、一人の全身黒コーデのホットパンツ美少女がトボトボと歩いていたので、肉眼で確認した0.1秒後に声掛けするゴンゲ。

 

G:「やあ、どうしたんや一体!? ぜんぜん仮装してないやん 今日は街中がお祭り騒ぎやねんで!?」

 

女:「うぅん、いましごとおわったぁ」

 

反応が明らかに即系のオーラを放っている

 

しかし、顔面スト値でいえばスト6~7に相当し、エロさ抜群の黒のショーパン着用であったため放流するには捨てがたく5分ほど和む。

聞いたところによると自宅に帰ろうと駅に向かっていたもののちょうど今しがた終電がなくなり途方に暮れていたらしい。

 

別で待機していたシャーマン氏を呼び出し3人で再び和む

 

ゴ:「まあ、これも何かの縁やし軽くのもうぜ!」

 

ゴンゲからの提案にややグダっていたものの

 

シャ:「今日は年に一度のハロウィンやで!人生楽しも!」

 

というナイスアシストで女しぶしぶ承諾。早速タクシーを止めてゴンゲパレスへ向かう。

 

和み

 

天然即系美少女の会話にどーしてもボケを狙いに行ってしまうおふざけ系ナンパ師二人組。

 

シャ:「お酒何好き?ビール?」

 

女:「わたしビール飲めないの」

 

シャ:「そっかあ!実はおれもビールあんま好きじゃないわあ」

 

G:「てかワンチャンオシッコのが美味いよね、色同じやし」

 

シャ:「そうそう、新作のスパークリングおしっこがブームらしいで」

 

女:「わかるーおしっこいいよね」

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ん・・・・・???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

笑い飯レベルのWボケコンビプレーで完全に大ボケかましたつもりなのに同調してきたぞ・・・・

 

G:「お、おう!(汗) おしっこ飲むん結構?」

 

女:「うん、よく飲むよー」

 

 

 

 

 

 

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

 

 

 

 

 

シャ:「今日はどこにおったん?」

 

女:「〇〇ホテルで撮影だったー」

 

即系×美少女×ホテル×撮影×飲尿

 

この方程式が導き出す答えは・・・もしや

 

そしてシャーマン氏、確信を突く決定的な質問を投げる

 

シャ:「ああそうなんや、AVの撮影とか結構いいところのホテルでやるんやなー?」

 

女:「結構やるよー」

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AV女優キターーー!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

コンビニで酒類を軽く買ってパレスin。最初の30分は引き続き和み、相手の心理ハードルを下げる作業を進める。話題はもちろんAVについてで撮影現場の裏側、AV業界の闇、女優業の苦労など

 

どうやら一部の人気企画単体女優以外は本当に全然稼げないらしい

 

シャ:「そうかそうか、よちよち」

 

そういって慰めにかかるシャーマン氏

 

それを見て自分は後衛と判断し部屋退出。シャーマン氏のギラを待つ。

 

・・・・・

 

5分ほど経過し、やがて聞こえてくる喘ぎ声。

 

戸の隙間から覗くとすでに完全におっぱじめているシャーマン氏。

 

自宅で他人がイタシテいるありさまに異様に興奮するgoodgenesであった。

 

開戦

 

既に全裸で待機中のgoodgenes。戸を開きそろそろと前戯に参入する。手始めに乳首を舐める。

 

喘ぎ声がさらに増す。

 

さすが無名とはいえプロのAV女優。いちいち声がでかい!

 

顔面騎乗&仁王立ちフェラ

四つん這いバック&膝立ちフェラ

仁王立ちWフェラ

 

と3Pの王道体位を完全再現し、ハロウィンナイトを盛大に楽しむ。

 

シャ&G「あっそうだ!おしっこ飲んでよ」

 

あたまがバグってる状態の変態おふざけナンパ師達を止められる者はいない。

 

女:「いいよー」

 

速攻バスルームへ移動し、狭い浴室内に三人で立ち尽くす。

 

シャーマン氏、次いでgoodgenes、フェラ状態から全神経を膀胱に集中し一気に放尿!

 

放尿と同時に吸引されるという未だかつてない体験に興奮するおバカナンパ師コンビとAV女優の夜は更けていくのでした。

 

おしまい。

 

 

 

 

あとがき

いかがでしたでしょうか?

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季節物のイベントはイージーバンゲ、イージー即の絶好のチャンスです。

イベント期間中に行動しないことは百害あって一利なし。イベントを利用して素敵なナンパライフを楽しみましょう笑

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本日は以上です。

次回のゴンゲブログでまた会いましょう。

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